Social Media in the Face of Tragedy

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Hey there, champ: it’s okay to sit this one out.

Really. Something terrible has happened which makes everyone question a lot of things – Why? How? Who? What could possibly lead someone to do things so awful, so despicable?

I realize that these thoughts won’t be read by most people. I grasp that the people that do read these thoughts either already agree or aren’t going to change. But I need an outlet to get an emotion off of my chest, so I chose blog form. One place where these thoughts can go – one place where I’m not forcing you to read. You’ve made that choice.

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Broments, 2012.

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Broments, 2012. (or This Year-End Blog is Mostly Top Tens and Photos)

This annual blog post which began on MySpace, shifted to tumblr and has now found its home at my own site hosted by WordPress has been detailed, hopeful, resilient and depressing over the last three years. But, as I said last year, that was a trilogy. And the trilogy reached its conclusion in 2011. There were Ewoks.

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Things I Wanted to Tweet About While Twitter Was Down

The Internet was super scary this afternoon, as Twitter was down for nearly two hours. I went through an irrational range of emotions that ended like The Aviator. But then, I think there were really only two things I wanted to talk about. I just figured I would consolidate it all into one blog post instead of 12 tweets. You’ve probably already lost interest and stopped reading. Or maybe you’re just laughing at the hilarious picture of #lonelybaberuff above. Whatever. Your page clicks are earning me tons of zeros of dollars.

1. NBA Birmingham and the Suspension of BHMDOME: Here’s my beef with this NBA Birmingham business – the competent adults who are enabling these kids and giving them a platform because the adults are lazy and need something to fill their airwaves during the summer.

The kids are in a unique position of being young enough to still have stupid, naive dreams, but they are old enough to troll. At 15, you’ve got to know the difference between “are” and “our” and if you’re serious about this, you’ve got to take it beyond TWITTER + FOLLOWERS = HOOPS!

A direct message to the columnists and commentators that aren’t reading this anyway: you’re smart enough to realize that EVEN IF say, the Raptors, decide they want to move (which they haven’t, and this point can’t be emphasized in this argument enough), Birmingham is going to have to crawl over cities like Nashville, Louisville, Cincinnati, Baltimore, Pittsburgh – are we getting it? You know that. Stop being idiots. If you think your audience is that dumb, just spit out a weekly column about how Birmingham needs a dome and be done with it.

Which brings up: @BHMDOME. It was just trying to raise awareness about the dome. Why would Twitter shut it down? It was doing nothing that @NBABirmingham wasn’t doing, but these kids are being interviewed by columnists and asked to be in studio guests on radio shows. It is mind numbing. You’re irresponsible. You’re lazy. And the story isn’t “cute.” It’s just dumb. It’ll die before football kicks off and no one will remember it. Until next summer when people watch the last month of the NBA and get bored again.

2. People can’t park. Good Lord, people can’t park. I visited the Vestavia Hills City Center today to grab a bite with a local Twitter celebrity. That place is a CLINIC on terrible parking.

I parked cars to make money a few summers ago and let me make one thing I learned VERY clear: there is NOTHING to be gained from backing into a parking space. UNLESS you are in a deck for an event (concert, sporting event) where all people will be returning to their cars at the same time.

I watched this cat back into a space, nearly hitting the car beside him. He had to stop, stopping everyone in the lot that was trying to move, let his buddy get out of the car and guide him in. WHY? WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM QUICKLY AND WHY ARE YOU ON THE RUN?

Stop it. Learn to park your car. Stop going over lines and taking up two spaces in a crowded lot. Don’t back in.

And while I’m at it, if you stop your car and turn the ignition off, get out of the car. If you’re going to sit there and fiddle with your purse and junk, leave the air conditioner running. It’s hot out. I’m kind of a fat guy. I break into a full blown sweat on your leather seats and you’re gonna have go to Anthony’s.

/end rant

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PHOTOS: Show Choir Nationals 2012 (or the Time I Met John Oates of 80′s Pop Group Hall and Oates)

I think this photo of me with John Oates earned me more likes than I have ever squeezed out of a Facebook post. I’m kind of mad about the guy from Painted Blind, a local Nashville band who slipped me their cd, photobombing me.

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The Academy Awards: 2012 Predictions From Someone Without a Clue

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I’ve seen six of the nine Best Picture nominees this year, with one of the three I missed being “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,” a film that has no prayer and I can’t fathom why it was nominated. Maybe it’s brilliant, but most brilliant films manage better than 50% on Rotten Tomatoes. So I’ll take their word.

Best Picture – It isn’t with much hesitation that I believe “The Artist” wins here, and I don’t really think it’s close. I know it’s a sexy pick, but so much was happening beyond a silent movie. It was a silent movie about silent filmmaking, and it’s central themes were relevant in 1930 and in 2012. I liked “The Descendants” a lot. And I loved “Moneyball,” but “The Artist” is a perfect representation of the year in film, and the Academy will eat it up. I imagine middle America will be outraged something they saw didn’t win, like “Moneyball,” “The Help,” or “War Horse.” And, granted, I missed “War Horse,” but “Moneyball” isn’t a great achievement in filmmaking, it’s simply a great movie. “The Help” was far too long and it seems to be relying on Oscar-winning cliches. “The Descendants” finishes second here, for me, because while it wasn’t a grand slam, it was a story I felt had not been told before. “The Tree of Life” was artistically gorgeous, but the plot was so abstract I would have a difficult time imagining it as something that can represent the year in film. I loved “Midnight in Paris,” but it’s not Best Picture. It was too short, it didn’t have a powerful message and Owen Wilson was in it. And Owen Wilson doesn’t win Academy Awards.

Best Director – I’m going to give Best Director to Terrence Malick for “The Tree of Life,” and it’s a race to the finish with “The Artist’s” Michel Hazanavicius for the same reason: both directors got a lot out of their casts and delivered stories with almost no words. I think Malick managed to portray a very different version of Brad Pitt than we have ever seen, a blue-collar, frustrated but loving father of the 1950′s. It wasn’t, to me, that Pitt’s character was abusive, it was that he didn’t do things with modern sensibility. And I think that’s something that may have never quite been portrayed the same. When you juxtapose this Pitt role with what we are accustomed, I feel Malick got a lot out of him. And that’s unfair to Hazanavicius, who was working with a cast of unknowns, but that’s life, and that’s my untrained, non-professional and meaningless opinion.

Best Actor – I’ll take George Clooney. I’m not convinced why I am taking George Clooney, and this will likely go to Gary Oldman or Demian Bichir, just because I haven’t seen those films. But “The Descendants” was spectacular and Clooney is the face of it. I suppose it deserves some recognition. Pitt was nominated, but for the wrong movie. As I said above, his work in “The Tree of Life” was the only thing that made the film watchable to a pedestrian film fan not interested in art. He was just fine in “Moneyball,” but I’m not sure it was the best performance of the year.

Best Actress – Enter the category I know the least about. I wish I had seen Michelle Williams performance, because I feel like, executed well, a great portrayal of Marilyn Monroe is Oscar bait. But then, there’s Meryl Streep, just peeking around the corner. I’m not going to pick Viola Davis simply because she had the only performance I saw. Besides, my instinct tells me it’ll be between the two I previously mentioned.

Best Cinematography – This isn’t particularly a household category, but I’m including it to say “The Tree of Life” will win it. I suppose “The Artist” may, but the former was nothing if not a gorgeous visual display. That and Brad Pitt are its saving grace.

Best Original Screenplay – I’d like to see “Bridesmaids” win, and so will America. But the smart prediction for the Academy is going to be “The Artist” or “Midnight in Paris.” And I’m going to choose the latter, because I really loved the “new fiction (or whatever you want to call it)” style popularized by guys like Gay Talese. And Woody Allen should be the most fun acceptance speech of the night, in a year littered with really high brow stuff. Maybe Clooney.

Best Adapted Screenplay – I didn’t read any of these books, but I’ll take “Moneyball” on a whim. Those that read it and saw the film seem to have been satisfied. And of the group, it was the most popular in book form. I’m surprised “The Help” didn’t make the cut here, but people who have read the book and seen the film seem to agree with me: the film was long. I feel this is the category I’m most likely to miss on, but it’s a “big one,” so I’ll throw a guess in the ring.

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I’m Gonna Tweet 10,000 Tweets and I’m Gonna Tweet 10,000 More

I joined Twitter on February 9, 2009. I had no idea what I was doing. I was producing Dunaway and Brown, and Jim had taken Twitter and begun to own it. I created an account because I thought it was the thing to do, and it sat stagnant for about eight months after. Continue reading

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The Films of 2012.

Below, is a collection of every film I watched in 2012. I may include a brief review – I may not. Depends on how I feel. I will grade each film on a joey scale. Continue reading

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